Tuesday, July 08, 2008

Cold Storage

We've slowly been outgrowing our home. We've run out of closet space, under-the-bed space, bathroom space and personal space.

Recently, however, we've outgrown something I never even thought about. We are absolutely out of room in our refrigerator. I always thought we'd have more than enough room in that box since we don't really have more than enough money for food, but we've somehow managed to overfill it. That big, white appliance is crammed full with a couple of gallons of milk and the same amount in juice, leftovers, bacon, condiments, simple syrup, eight cups with two fingers each of chocolate milk, a few eggs, some more leftovers, 10 jars of pickles and pepperoncinis, and a beer.

We bought this fridge almost 11 years ago after moving into this house; it's your basic cold storage with no ice or water from the door, no gallon-sized door storage, not even an ice maker. The problem - "problem" - is that it works fine, so there's really no reason to replace it other than we need. more. space. The other problem, of course, is that we can't afford one of those big refrigerators that we really need.

Just the other day, a friend had reason to get rid of a small, dorm-sized refrigerator, so we happily took it off her hands. And the only place we had for it in our house was on top of the other fridge.

So there it sits. The annex. Just like your grandmother's new TV sitting on top of her old TV. It's like a refrigerator attic.

It's the perfect place for juice, a condiment or one jar of pickles.


Stacey Greenberg said...

omg that is funny.

and you realize, that by writing this, you have set in motion the untimely death of your big box.

Melvis said...

that is awesome! my grandmother has like 10 refrigerators and deep freezers stashed in random places in her home. she would most certainly approve of your new appliance and its clever placement.

btw.... you need to go on a beer run. your current inventory is frighteningly low!

Beverly said...

you still have some room on the fridg
for a few more pictures. see, you do have some more room...

Em and Lib said...

That is laugh out loud hilarious! And I am so glad to know my fridge is not the only one suffering from coDS - complete-over-decoration syndrome. BTW - we have the same "problem" you have - our is old but not broken enough to replace. yet.