Friday, February 22, 2008

One Through Six

Kids today. The Quartet and I have already reached a communications barrier, but it's not over the rock-n-roll or the new math or the designated hitter. No, it's over Star Wars. They've been watching the series over the past few nights, and they insist on calling Star Wars, the first Star Wars where we're introduced to Luke Skywalker, Obi Wan and R2-D2, "Number Four." And the third one, with the Ewoks, is somehow now known as "Number Six." There's no talking to these kids, they act like I was born in another century or something when I try to explain it to them.

Will I ever be able to talk to my children about the truly important things? About drugs and sex and relationships. About how in 1977 the computer technology just wasn't there to make Mark Hamill even a decent actor?

4 comments:

Secret Agent Mom said...

I tried to explain to JP that I'd seen Return of the Jedi in the theater when I was his age. He looked at me in befuddlement, but I don't know if that was because I'd used the proper name or because he didn't know humans could live that long.

dwayne said...

well the computer technology did not help with hayden christiansen

The Saucier said...

http://gizmodo.com/360338/3+year+old-summarizes-star-wars

warren said...

I find your lack of faith disturbing...