Thursday, February 21, 2008

I'm Starving!

You've read about their food abhorrences. You've learned what foods will not be tolerated by

Sassy Molassy
Steph Chockleyblog
Mrs. Katherine

And here is my own list. This is my list of things that aren't even food! You shouldn't eat these things even if you wanted to. Non bon apetite.

this calculator
this cigar cutter
that chair
my shoe
your shoe
recyclable water bottles
the remote
$1.25 in nickels
this ink pen
the Sunday New York Times crossword puzzle
the front rotors and brake pads I just had replaced on the Volvo 740
this losing lottery ticket
a 40-watt light bulb
tiny little golf pencils
the Apple iBook G4


katherine said...

Harper just ate squash! And since I'm saving the environment and switching to those twisty bulbs, I was just munching on my old 40-watt light bulbs.

warren said...

You obviously have never tried the Sunday Times after it has wrapped Friday's fish. Now that's yar.

Elizabeth Alley said...

rja, did you read my post about food? some of those actually would fit on your post - like chitlins.

Stephanie said...

I'll bet Sassy has thought about eating JP before.

The Saucier said...

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Nickels.