Friday, August 03, 2007

Do Not Try This At Home

As readership here at Urf! continues to climb, our attorneys at the law firm of Hungadunga, Hungadunga, Hungadunga and McCormack require that we periodically remind all of you that Urf! is in no way an expert at child raising. If you choose to have and raise children of your own then you should consult an expert such as J.K. Rowling, The Oprah, episodes of Eight is Enough or any member of Congress. We are simply making it up as we go along and the following photo is Exhibit A in testimony to that fact:


In the above photo you will notice that the junior most member of The Quartet sits unattended three feet up on the counter and within arm's reach of the rum, the gin, the wine and the Angostura bitters. The small orange can you see there is a flea bomb and if you look in the foreground you can just make out the edge of the silver blade of the largest kitchen knife we own. We were using that knife to cut garlic, which we did not feed to the baby. Luckily, in this little playground of hers, GK chose to play with that glass bottle of tonic over everything else. And we'd just used the last of the matches.

So, no, we're no experts. However, I do think I have a certain flair when it comes to parenting, and while I normally don't like to talk about my flair, I do think it's time I begin taking questions from the audience. So, good readers, if you have any questions for me, The Quartet or Big Mama regarding child rearing, schooling, patience or the lack there-of, or any recipe involving garlic and rum, then please address them to urfblog at gmail dot com and I will answer them, if I feel like it, right here on the interweb.

5 comments:

Secret Agent Mom said...

Perfect, because I have a lot of questions about your flair.

Beverly said...

the only pet you have is a hamster, and you got flea bomb????

Sweet Sassy Molassy said...

The fleas preceded the hamster. That was an extra, leftover one.

And for the record, I was totally standing right there.

Beverly said...

I feel I must drop another line...my comment was in fun and hope you took in that way. I love to read about your family and admire your parenting. I am a mom of one of your friends and love reading about kids. I love both of your blogs.

Stephanie said...

Now what do I have to mention in order to win $100? Office Space? Or Groucho Marx?