Friday, October 20, 2006

The Quotable Quartet

GK: (looking into the live lobster tank at Kroger) Look, daddy, hamsters!

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GK: JP, when you go to school, do your teachers and friends laugh at your hair?

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GK: When I'm sleepy, everything feels greasy like chicken on fingers.

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S:
C could be the new Jerkinator 3000.

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S:
What is deja´ vu? It sounds like a foot disease.


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S:
Don't push me.

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S:
I beat C down to the ground at recess yesterday. All his friends came to watch.

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C:
The only thing I don't get about superhero costumes is why they wear their underwear on the outside.

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C:
You know those small buses? They have seat belts on them!

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C, JP, S:
Are we having cocktail hour tonight?

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JP:
French is the opposite of Italian.

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JP:
Only hippies wear ponchos.

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C:
I love the way Home Depot smells.

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GK:
My toes are tiny!

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JP: I wonder if that stretchy whale is still stuck to the ceiling at Kroger.

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JP:
Do you even know who Donkey Kong is?

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S:
What's a hoe?

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S: I've been playing Mancala since Pre-K.

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GK: Me a French fry!

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C:
I've eaten 50% of my waffle.

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S:
Daddy put mayonnaise in his hair!

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GK:
Daddy pretty.

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C:
Nobody ever died on Dora.


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JP:
Since it's snowing, I hope we get dismissalled early!

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S:
I thought it was called a china!


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JP: Two things I don't understand about Robin. One, he doesn't wear any pants and, two, he wears high heels.

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JP:
Magic doesn't even exist. It's extinct!

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C:
I'm the only man around here!

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S:
So ... who all is coming to pigtail hour?


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S: Reading books stanks!

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C: Why does Jerry hate Newman?

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C:
City kids know our way around because we have maps and TV.


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S:
It would be cool if GK and me were triplets.


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C (on history): I wonder if there were bullies in his class that called him "Hernando Dodo?"

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JP: Is "Finders Keepers" really the rule?

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JP: What the hell is a deer?

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S: Who is Elvis?

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C: I've got toast in my backpack.

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JP: It's a bacon celebration.

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JP: Food looks so delicious on TV.

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JP: How do people melt?

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C: Everything Dad says is funny.

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1 comment:

Dee said...

These are great.